Saturday, November 17, 2007

Becoming Hominid

I am a hominid now.

My wife’s not happy with me.

Our social standing suffers.

I smell terrible. Fact is, I stink.

I’ve got shit impacted up my entire butt crack; I lack the manual dexterity to get it out.

My wife isn’t going near that mess. She didn’t sign up for this sort of thing.

The truth is I’m only dimly aware of the need to clear feces from my body.

I don’t notice my own bad smell most of the time.

My social awareness is so poorly developed, if it wasn’t for my wife puking and crying, I’d probably wouldn't know anything was wrong, even with the all the terrible itching, scratching, and puss-filled sores “down below.”

I blame Deleuze for what’s happened.

Technically and legally speaking, he’s probably covered from liability.

But see, I’m a hominid now from trying to think philosophically.

It was that “becoming animal” stuff.

I knew if I was going to make it, become animal, I had to go all the way…I had to deterritorialize “absolutely”.

I had to be bold…I had to leap…I had to let go and not look back.

I thought I could.

“I….thought….I….could”-- famous last words.

Instead of flying absolutely, I deterritorialized relatively.

I didn't make it all the way to animal.

I'm in between now.

I am a hominid now.


Blogger Christoffer said...

You seen The Matrix, right?

If so then you know noone ever
makes their first jump.

Not even Neo!

Personally I wouldnt worry about it.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Christoffer said...

I cannot concentrate on the most
simple intellectual tasks, because
I am so horny all the time.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Yusef said...

I have the same problem. I'm not able to determine yet whether it is going to intensify now that I am a hominid, or if it is going to go away altogether.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Christoffer said...

I would not count on it going away.

I think the better solution would
be to do something actively to get
laid more often.

4:31 AM  
Blogger Christoffer said...

Just exactly what is a hominid, if
you care to explain?

4:33 AM  

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